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Dark Demotivational Poster


COMING ASHORE -


TAGS: art of war dark beach
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Cubbybear - July 11, 2010, 1:26 pm
Black humor....5 funny poodles
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:48 am
LMAO!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:47 am
When I got hired and told my dad he said "don't you need a clean criminal record for that job?" I said "yes" he said "and you have one?"...Thanks dad!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:45 am
LMAO! Amazing that you've never been. It's under-rated.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:41 am
I've only been once and it was training for work, It was a murder trial and my trainer kept chuckling. kinda embarrassing.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:40 am
Ducks are people, too? See? This is why you end up in court so much.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:39 am
Isn't that kinda racist?...ducks are people too...5L


CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE BATMAN - It doesn't matter "who's there".


TAGS: batman dark knight
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by daydark

Sho - January 7, 2011, 4:14 pm
LMAO
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 9:01 am
I see.
DreMagnum - October 12, 2009, 7:20 pm
um its spelled pwn3d
aesop's folly - October 12, 2009, 7:15 pm
i thought the word: pwned
Woody - June 17, 2009, 11:50 pm
classic..... they should put this in the hall of fame.
Erecrottod - April 29, 2009, 2:56 am
Didn't get it :-
Grizz - April 8, 2009, 3:33 pm
Now THATS a motifake... NICE ;D
Khatmonsuk - December 28, 2008, 12:33 pm
Just brilliant ;D.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 27, 2008, 9:47 am
This is my favourite one of all time. It's almost as if the faces are made for this motifake.
john doe - October 27, 2008, 6:06 am
wtf?????....wtf is this....wtf did i just read....yesh,to much thinking...hurting my brain.
Roamer - October 26, 2008, 3:58 pm
I'm not sure if Batman's being extremely stupid or extremely cunning. I'm left in a conundrum; kudos.


IRONY - It's a blast.




PARANOIA -


TAGS: october challange bruce campbell evil dead army of darkness paranoia paranoid crazy
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Roamer

opiumstare - August 3, 2010, 3:00 pm
groovy :)
Mr. Nemo - October 24, 2009, 5:22 pm
the one to watch out for is at the end of your wrist
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 21, 2009, 3:49 pm
Oh sure, Bruce is cool, but I like the poster because it's exactly how I feel. :)
Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 10:44 am
What Mr.Random said.
MrRandom - October 21, 2009, 10:08 am
Anything with the Bruce Campbell chin gets a 5 in my books.


NECROPHILIA - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one


TAGS: dead funny mummy dark sick ew obama
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - January 30, 2009, 12:01 am
Work on your ventriliquism skills and they'll say whatever you want.
murderblade - January 7, 2009, 5:07 am
the good thing about them is they never say no.


DARTH DARTH BINKS - All yousa people gonna die! Meesa find yousa's lackin' in faith disturbin'




LIFE - A series of disappointments broken only by dark spells of depression.




CRAZY LOVE - Joker and Harley, sitting in a tree...


TAGS: joker harley quinn harleyquinn batman dark night gotham city
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2009, 10:10 am
You know you love me Jmac.
Jmac0585 - August 5, 2009, 9:58 am
Please, PLEASE STOP! You are making me agree with Moooooo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2009, 9:54 am
Please stop....You're ruining my favorite website. 1 Lion.


D I V O R C E - Sometimes, it's just too expensive.


TAGS: dark divorce burial
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by ShallowGrave

Sean - March 4, 2011, 5:16 pm
even if she did take my best pig away from me in the settlement.
Sean - March 4, 2011, 5:15 pm
Been there ... looking for truffles I mean as a way to earn some extra money for a good divorce lawyer. Then I lost my best truffling pig in the settlement ... so, then I went back there ... while I was training a new pig. Damn I miss that old sow ...
conrad23 - March 4, 2011, 4:39 am
wowit so BUSTED
spacedog - March 3, 2011, 6:59 pm
Excellence.


SELLING OUT - GUINNESS "It's the only brew with the power of the Dark Side" ~Darth Vader~


TAGS: vader star wars sellout guinness dark
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

agdaniele - March 10, 2009, 8:36 pm
Patience.


WELL THIS SUCKS! - So much for joining the Dark Side. They're out of cookies.




KINDNESS... - ...is its own reward. However, cruelty gets you new boots.


TAGS: funny dark humor
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by aintright

EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 3:39 am
That seal's too old to smack. It's coat has already turned.
tellitlikeitis - November 14, 2011, 9:22 pm
Disgusting, and I hate to see this poster "re-surface".
barraclous - November 14, 2011, 8:17 pm
pretty darn good. spicy and dark meat. i'm from a seal hunter comunoty
WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 9:01 pm
i wonder what Seal-burger taste like?
otakugiant - July 15, 2010, 11:15 am
Just remember: the warranty is void if seal is broken.


FREDDIE MERCURY VS DARKSEID - so...epic


TAGS: freddie mercury darkseid epic green lantern battle
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by mattb

Jingoro - December 20, 2009, 4:11 pm
I guess he caught Darkseid screwing around with the slurpy machine.
Shamrock - October 9, 2009, 4:06 pm
Freddie Mercury? I think not... That's the guy who works at my corner store.


HUMPTY DUMPTY - Nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it state that he was an egg.


TAGS: hmm funny dark humor
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Mongo - November 9, 2009, 1:14 pm
Not Funny....there are 4 girl scouts under that pile! He was too impatient for the stairs.
mmmBingSoo - November 9, 2009, 1:03 pm
it looks like squished playdough uhh
mmmBingSoo - November 9, 2009, 1:02 pm
so at the end this person finally found a way to look thinner
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 10:44 pm
Always happy when I can have a lasting impact on someone's life.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 9:37 pm
I think I threw up in my mouth a little. This image will HAUNT me FOREVER...5/5


HARLEY QUINN - Fangirls are SCARY!!!!!


TAGS: harley quinn joker batman gotham city dark knight dc comics
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by jalford

jeffhardy25 - October 26, 2011, 7:29 pm
THAT IS HOOOTTTTT!!! IVE HAD A CRUSH ON HARLEY SINCE I WAS A KID! :D


DEATH - The leading cause of people dying in the world since 1842.


TAGS: death time dark die funny grim reaper
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by EssenceOfJester

agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 10:11 am
LOL
Bartimaeus - June 19, 2010, 7:29 am
Read your Old Testament! No body died until the good Lord caused the Great Flood in 1842.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:22 am
Red Death? By EA Poe? Death has been around longer. At least 2 months more.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:18 am
Get your dates right.


EMPEROR PALPATINE - Something Something Something, Dark Side, Something Something, Complete


TAGS: star wars darkside emperor
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Trapper

R.S.Jake - February 12, 2010, 12:15 pm
Ha! Owned!
agdaniele - February 14, 2009, 12:41 am
Something something something plagerized, something something Family Guy.


HELL BUS -


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4chan


DARK SIDE ELIXIR -


TAGS: guinness beverage darth vader dark side elixir
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:56 am
Plural: Guinni


JUST THINK -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 just think
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by LegendaryDarkKnight45

djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:47 am
LOL! So true. I can't complain. I take the bus.


TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES - can even surpass the mighty power of the dark side


TAGS: star wars dark side difficulties
Rating: 3.68/5
Mr.Danger260 - October 22, 2009, 11:46 pm
Me and my room mate got drunk one night watching Star Wars and actually began fighting with these florescent bulbs.Needless to say,by the en of the night,we were both in the hospital getting stitches.Damn that's a good movie.


DARK SIDE OF THE DEATH STAR - Coming to destroy a planet near you ...


TAGS: dark side of death star
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Budog

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:32 pm
Last time I saw this pic it was captioned "Dark side of the that's no moon."
falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:11 pm
We can't repel firepower of THAT magnatude!
CloudchaserS - June 23, 2012, 10:26 am
Something combining Pink Floyd ans Star Wars would be too awesome for our world to handle


THE DARK SIDE - Where police brutality is policy


TAGS: dark side police brutality policy
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 19, 2011, 7:37 pm
The Empire, keeping the Black man down...


COME TO THE DARK SIDE - We have cookies!!


TAGS: dark side pope
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Thunderstrike

tellitlikeitis - August 9, 2011, 10:18 pm
Funny.


HITLER KITTY -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 hitler kitty
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by LegendaryDarkKnight45

LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 10, 2012, 9:24 am
Yes, I have heard of it. I heard it was pretty good. I would love to read it some time.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:37 am
Ever hear of Maus? It's a graphic novel where the Jews are mice, the nazi's are cats and their Allied liberators are dogs


NURSE HARLEY QUINN - Oh nurse, I'm ready for my sponge bath now.


TAGS: harley quinn joker batman arkham asylum gotham city dark knight dc comics
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by jalford

Kirsten - May 31, 2011, 1:44 am
hey, guess what, she was a psychologist not a nurse
Danomite - August 23, 2009, 6:12 pm
Ya...bathed in acid maybe...
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:11 am
You are right on that!!! It maybe a trap, but I am all in for it.
Ed-Hyde - July 24, 2009, 1:28 pm
Hate to say it, but it might be worth it.
MO - July 24, 2009, 11:22 am
A pre-lobotomy sponge bath?


CLOWNS IN THE DARK -


TAGS: clowns terror dark
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

mrbombastic - September 18, 2009, 8:01 am
The big red wig gives me a good place to start a fire to burn his still-twitching corpse after I slit his throat from ear to ear. Now, I ask, who's the more screwed up one now? >8]
me - May 26, 2009, 9:43 am
I agree


BATMAN PUNCH -


TAGS: batman punch dark knight
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by mrossana

... - August 18, 2009, 8:20 am
Stiff as a frozen zombie, Keaton's Batman uses Steven Segal's "Im just gonna stand here while you run into my fists" school of fighting.


PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


Burger King -


TAGS: king restaurant star wars fast food evil dark side
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by xXxNu-MetalxXx

Creeper J. - June 16, 2009, 9:47 am
Goodness the King's creppy, Mc Donald ftw.


SQUIRRELS - They give in to the dark side




LIFE - is nothing but a series of disappointments broken up by periods of dark depression..


TAGS: life death darkness depression reality
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

ughomer - September 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Macabriful poster Seth.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2012, 9:24 am

shiney happy poster you put out seth...i love it 5L :)
GaryO - September 14, 2012, 8:39 am
How quaint. Looks to be one of Thomas Kinkade’s bizzaro collection….or perhaps an early Turner. In any event, if I had a whit of motivation left after viewing this poster, I’d retrieve a dagger and cut myself….5L


AMISH -




THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL - Only those willing to walk in the dark with open eyes may see it.


TAGS: dark light tunnel
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Watcher

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:52 am
That's one big toilet paper roll...
Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:38 am
That's quite significant.


THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY - Live fast, love hard, and die with your mask on!




SO LONESTAR..., - We meet again...


TAGS: dark helmet lonestar spaceballs barf alien
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by hootizz

nicholsjoshua15 - April 26, 2016, 11:43 pm
Space Balls, is it considered part of the Star Wars series still? Still better than The The Force Awakens.


NIGHT ELVES -


TAGS: elves challenge shadow dark knight crazy wow warcraft
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 9:09 am
Kung-fu monkey shenanigans? Watch "Grandma's Boy"...
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:58 am
Damn it! Monkeys suck! Wait...new training idea...what if they learn to drive trucks? Do monkeys live to the age of sixteen?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:56 am
But then they're drinking your beer.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:55 am
And what if someone is drinking a beer? They could lose a hand... Ah, I have the solution. I'll just keep the monkeys drunk all the time; that way, they'll miss the cans. Brilliant, eh?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:50 am
They'll shoot full cans.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:49 am
That is beyond awesome...and now I want a monkey. I wouldn't teach it Kung Fu, though. (I wouldn't want to repeat that guy's mistake.) I'll just teach them to shoot beer cans with shotguns. What could possibly go wrong?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Actual news story, not sure if it's real though. Guy trained his monkeys to do kung fu, and they turned on him. Probably fake, but still awesome.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:44 am
Is that a new character class?...and I though Peanut with a six-pack was weird enough. (Dunham's puppet)
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:41 am
*cough* Say, heard about the kung fu monkeys?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:40 am
That last "totally" makes me suspicious...Random, do you have a level 30 Blood Druid?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:38 am
I totally don't have an account. Totally.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:37 am
That it is. It has taken more lives that we can count. Hell, it has more accounts than the world has people!
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:35 am
Satan game!


MR. BELDING - Still reaching out to the young people, eh Mr. B? Hopefully, these girls don't still go to high school.




IRON PATRIOT - At least he's a step up from that other asshole!


TAGS: iron man ironman patriot ironpatriot dark avengers norman osborne
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by tille

Sean - August 2, 2009, 12:37 am
IRON PATRIOT Who would he torture? And how?????


ONE LESS LONELY GIRL - I don't hear Bieber singing now


TAGS: dark humor
Rating: 1.63/5

More motifakes by Kilroy

Zed - January 3, 2010, 4:30 pm
No, no, no, Joshy, It's "Across the wrist if its just for show, wrist to elbow if you're going to go".
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 3:19 am
What is that little poem. Across the lines to bitch and whine. Down the tracks no coming back?
LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 2:18 am
Damn... Kinda dark...


I AM A CRISIS -


TAGS: crisis dark silhouette care red cross
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Airman - October 16, 2012, 2:54 pm
this is great
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice piece of work that is right there....5L nice indeed.
Rick69 - October 15, 2012, 6:29 pm
Much gratitude, folks... Much gratitude...
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 4:44 pm
Heavy Stuff This One Great.
GaryO - October 15, 2012, 12:46 pm
Dang, laddie, this is good, damn good
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 12:27 pm
Thanks rick....I was looking for a reason to......Meh, you'll read about in the news.


DARKNESS -


TAGS: dark depressing poetry
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
That's pretty demotivating. Thanks for making my day a little sadder. 5l for the definition of "demotivation".
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

when on the "front page", you will see an orange notification whenever somebody sends you a message...or posts a comment on one of your motifakes
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:45 pm
Oh
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:44 pm

private message
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
What's PM? ?(
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:41 pm

wow, 5L.....please read your PM


ANTI-HERO -


TAGS: buffy dark lady goth hot
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

mallen - April 18, 2009, 1:46 am
ditto!
Jungie - October 5, 2008, 6:43 pm
Also: Bigger titties.


AMALGAMS - they really don't get more epic than this




AWARENESS - The ability to know when you're unequivocally f*cked.




FREEDOM -


TAGS: dark deeds required for salvation
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:19 am
or shelter
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2010, 9:18 am
well aware of Equine Abuse, having ties to that industry here in the bluegrass state. becomes more previlant in winter without available pasture
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:15 am
lot of coworkers see my stuff
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:15 am
not actually abuse, just failure to provide proper care. I can't go into details, due to some watchdogs
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2010, 9:14 am
they complaining about the whips and spurs again?
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:12 am
Alive and well. got a backlog of reports at work. equine abuse is my current biggie
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2010, 9:10 am
sup monkeyspank, see you got roofied again last night. Fallghost was on
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:07 am
morning guys!
Reality Lord - November 28, 2010, 2:42 pm

5 LASHINGS SLAVE!!!


CHIRPING BIRDS -


TAGS: night dark quiet peaceful cubby
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

EntiTy - February 9, 2011, 8:06 pm
12 gauge mans snooze button
psychosythe - February 7, 2011, 7:48 am
i was thinking heavy metal
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 5, 2011, 9:58 pm
12 Gauge....."It's the fucking weekend!"


NIGHT -




JACK NICHOLSON - Why so serious?


TAGS: heath ledger the joker jack nicholson the dark knight
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by HeathJokerPwnsAll

TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 12:17 pm
Aggy meant this poster #38233. Does it seem familiar?


THE DARK SIDE - Quicker, easier, more seductive. Who doesn't like seductive?




THE BATMAN OF ZUR-EN-AARH - Wow! Bats musta been totally stoned that night!


TAGS: the batman of zur en aarh d c comics dark knight joker rip
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by jalford

cbc_rules - August 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
Actually, in that particular issue, he was stoned. He was on some kind of crystal meth or something.
Agent K - July 29, 2009, 10:10 pm
gave me a good chuckle so 5 poodles for you


IRONY -


TAGS: fear the dark
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 12:18 am
Wow, i'm impressed. 27 votes, and they're all 5L's. Thank's everybody. It's because of you I beat personal records


THE SHIN - An Instrument for Hitting Furniture in the Dark...


TAGS: shin instrument furniture dark
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Rick69

NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:37 pm
That is one sexy instrument :)


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -




DARKNESS - I walk through the darkness without fear I have been here many times before I have loved




BE YOURSELF -


TAGS: be yourself dark girl
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by RebelYell

supplyfishy - September 10, 2011, 3:23 am
its all well and good till ur used to unite a mob because ur different and it scares people
RebelYell - February 17, 2011, 12:12 pm
Thz i had to reupload this cause it accidentally went under anonymous the first time :p
autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:39 am
Nice!


BINKY THE CLOWN - Putting the laughter back in manslaughter.


TAGS: funny dark honk honk
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by aintright

Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 12:25 am
Umm yea, 5L


I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN -


TAGS: it s so dark up above
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 4, 2009, 2:11 am
Little know fact: that's still Gene Kelly in there!
BongoBongo - September 26, 2009, 3:52 am
Motifake forum 1, United Nation nil.... I don' agree with what Gaddafi said but i agree with freedom of speech. sweet poster BoneCD
Woodywood03a - September 25, 2009, 12:09 am
That is so epic!!!! very epic!!!
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 9:08 pm
and now we know where "The Donald" get his bridge loans!
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
It's something I always believed in... you can't just disallow someone to speak at the UN. Let them speak. Instead of people complaining that it's unfair to ban him, let him show everyone why he isn't allowed to speak there.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:58 pm
I knew it was going to make my day just watching him walking in to the UN waving to everyone...just priceless!
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:55 pm
It was the best speech...right out of National Lampoon or Mad Magazine! You just couldn't have scripted that any better!
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:53 pm
That was a great speech, wasn't it?
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:53 pm
*It's better than
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:52 pm
It better thank watching Qaddafi giving his speech at the UN yesterday...now that was priceless!
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:50 pm
You guys got me lmao tonight
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:49 pm
Gene Kelly still loves ya Bart
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:48 pm
Thanks space and Makriev...glad I could make you laugh a little tonight
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:48 pm
I get it! BECAUSE he's a storm trooper! 5/5
spacedog - September 24, 2009, 8:47 pm
Love this BoneCD.
Makriev - September 24, 2009, 7:54 pm
That made my day!
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 7:29 pm
Thanks Airman
Airman - September 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
LOL... Amsome


AWSOMENESS - just shut you're mouth, beacuse you know this is full of win


TAGS: dark link lol
Rating: 2.14/5
Icarus - August 25, 2009, 11:25 pm
Uhhhh learn how to spell pl0x :D
MO - August 25, 2009, 9:12 pm
And this isn't even a problem, so let's not have the anime huggers get all balled up out there. I'm just hoping that there won't be 10 of these every time the newest posters pop up....that's all. 1L and I'm moooooving on!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 9:09 pm
I don't really know anime from assholes...It was just my lead in for making a joke. I do agree they suck.
MO - August 25, 2009, 9:04 pm
Not Anime? Well fuck me!! I was really hoping it was....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 8:51 pm
These aren't really anime Mo. It's just some guy obsessed with link.....but who doesn't get excited by pointy eared little boys in skirts? 1 lion.
MO - August 25, 2009, 8:48 pm
amirite? The only win in this pic is the fact that it will never crawl above a 2L....if that. *now waits for inevitable death threat if this is indeed the afore mentioned Jal....ford*


DARK SIDE - Come on over we have weed and beer


TAGS: dark
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by bradleymhale

CloudchaserS - May 4, 2012, 10:34 am
Because "we have cookies" wasn't attracting enough recruits, that's why


WHY IS IT? -


TAGS: why alone dark help harmony
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - February 18, 2012, 5:00 pm
Perhaps. . . or perhaps we can't stand competition: we help each other if they are inferior/superior to us but not if they are the same status. . . that's how problems seem to start. . .
Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:06 am
I suspect it has something to do with the fact that we'll only help the poor bastard once he falls. Silly humans. 5L


ILLUMINATION -


TAGS: alone dark idea shine
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sean - May 18, 2011, 3:51 pm
"good" sounds really lame, meant to say cool. 5.
Sean - May 18, 2011, 3:51 pm
But maybe that's more about heat than illumination. But good poster gammamutt.
Sean - May 18, 2011, 3:50 pm
In my case recently the thought was: "What the hell was Moooooooooooooooooo talking about? Even if there is such a thing as a snipe, I'll bet it's illegal to try to catch one with a gunny sack. I'mmmmona kill that bastard -- and I don't mean the snipe."
CaptainBaked - May 18, 2011, 6:18 am
Goodwan Joh Toh!


BOOMSTICK - I got mine. Get yours at S-Mart today.




YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED - Resistance is Futile


TAGS: borg dark hot star trek queen
Rating: 2.29/5

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MashiMashi - January 4, 2012, 1:16 pm
Sign me up for that Assimilation thang!


THE LIGHT IS BRIGHTEST - Only When the Shadow is Darkest ...


TAGS: light bright shadow dark
Rating: 4.61/5

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SemperFIrebomb - January 23, 2012, 6:20 am
the light is always brightest right before the train hits.


DARKNESS - It Grabs You By The Mind, Slowly But Effectively Ripping You From Existence. Taking All The Power You Have From Your Soul, While Crushing The Confidence You No Longer Have.


TAGS: theone darkness
Rating: 4.55/5

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TheOne - March 8, 2011, 8:30 pm
Thanks, believe or not the ideas came from nowhere finding the right pic was the problem really.
rerun - March 8, 2011, 8:28 pm

deep, dark series today....I like them


COMMUNITY -


TAGS: dark cold fragrant night
Rating: 4.54/5

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BaggaTxips - May 2, 2012, 7:48 am
Anyway thewing blows, doesn't really matter too-oo mooooooooo
slohand - August 26, 2011, 8:18 pm
Darn i was thinking med rare with hash browns on the side To bad i skipped lunch
spacedog - August 13, 2011, 2:00 pm
Crap... me meant mean. LOL
crankyhead - August 13, 2011, 12:29 pm
5tampede!
Greeny - August 13, 2011, 12:17 pm
me or mean? nice anywhos...


INHERITANCE - Thank you so much for always being there for me, Grandpa. Even now, you're here to help when I've got bills to pay.


TAGS: dark humor bye grandpa
Rating: 4.24/5

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WTFO - March 23, 2011, 10:44 pm
Don't be jealous like that, cowboy. You'll find the funny some day. haha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 23, 2011, 1:56 am
Funny, but I guess that even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
WTFO - March 23, 2011, 1:14 am
Life's tough.
ICEMAN - March 23, 2011, 1:05 am
Awww, you can just feel the love. 5


TURNED TABLES -




MOVIE QUOTES - "I would give my right hand for this day to be over!"


TAGS: movie quote family guy darkside
Rating: 3.36/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 9, 2010, 7:24 pm
yeah...that one still makes coffee come out of my nose! lol
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:49 pm
very nice!, but you have to admit, 80553 is the best Darth/Luke poster, ever!


...STOLE MY BIKE? - I guess its the "Catpod" now.




RICK MORANIS - "I'll teach you to Rickroll me."




THE DARK KNIGHT - the directors cut, starring Al Gore




LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


THROUGH THE GLASS DARKLY -


TAGS: wonderland alice darkly
Rating: 4.56/5

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FatherTyme - April 9, 2012, 8:47 pm
Whoa...where is this from?! Frighteningly eye opening
BoneCD - April 8, 2012, 8:04 am
Nicely done RL. I see you haven't lost your touch...5L
M0rd3kaI - April 4, 2012, 8:33 am
AH! Now I see what it means... 5 murdering bunnies!
Sho - April 4, 2012, 7:51 am
Poor Sean
Rick69 - April 4, 2012, 4:23 am
Rivetting... Make5 you ponder... In the deeper meaning of Life... And that White Rabbit...


THE DARKSIDE - Celebrating diversity since 1162!


TAGS: darkside darth vader darkwing duck dark knight
Rating: 3.39/5

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AD - October 17, 2009, 4:50 am
Is motifake going to be taken over by stormfronters like ebaum and ytmnd were in times past? It looks like it.
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:44 pm
Based on the votes I don't think anyone really looked at the pic and thought about it...this is a nugget of gold MWLF! 5 flashlight-carrying Leos.
SD-619-II - October 15, 2009, 2:53 pm
Where's Cthulhu?
rogueagent - October 15, 2009, 2:41 pm
Darkwing Duck is not a bad guy.


LOUSY DAY FISHING -


TAGS: fishing dark humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - November 6, 2013, 7:56 am
bwahahahaha...


TRUTH -


TAGS: truth can hurt dark feelings
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:17 pm
Don't get my comment wrong, I like it, 5 lions to you. But it seems a little less like "truth," and a whole lot of "can't win worth a d***."
Greeny - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am
five too fars
dy2012 - May 8, 2012, 5:23 am
nice


INTELLECT -


TAGS: a dark and lonely road
Rating: 4.61/5

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RLCrockett - September 1, 2012, 8:30 am
Brave take, Caveman!


THE DARKSIDE - Game.Point.Match




NINJAS - They're in there... somewhere.


TAGS: ninjas darkness
Rating: 2.67/5

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CHARACTER -


TAGS: character pinhead best work darkness
Rating: 2.25/5

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Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 7:28 am
that a complement?
Hawamleh - December 10, 2010, 6:34 pm
What do you know of the dark?
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 5:07 am
good boy! (i thought I would add a little more to the comment section)
forseti - December 10, 2010, 5:04 am
If this speaks volumes, please don't read my other postings. You'd be shocked I guess... The lotion is stowed away, monkey! :D
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 4:42 am
@forseti, I agree. if it didn't want us to say anything, it wouldn't put personal stuff on here. (and put the lotion back in the basket, while your at it dude..lol)
forseti - December 10, 2010, 3:58 am
The more I read the more I understand the application for a divorce...
5150monkeylove - December 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
She sure gives out a lot of personal information. I wonder if she is omitting the part about forgetting to take her Thorazine from time to time...lol
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:57 pm

it that what that was? I thought the heating elemnet on my coffee maker went out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:53 pm
When I read ciejai's comments I can always smell burnt toast....is it just me?
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:31 pm

soooo, reading the comments, thought aggy was a chick & digging on aggy.....can read a lot into that.
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:23 pm

actually have real beer goggles...used to teach an alcohol abuse class.
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:21 pm
*god=good*
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:20 pm
AHHHH the god ole BEER-GOGGLES...there always great until you wake to something next to ya in the morning.
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:17 pm

he was, we have the pics to prove it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:17 pm
Weren't you a Polynesian fruit for Halloween last year Bone?
BoneCD - December 9, 2010, 9:15 pm
It's a Polynesian blue fruit
rerun - December 9, 2010, 9:13 pm

isn't melancholy a fruit from Japan?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:11 pm
Melancholy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 9:10 pm
Ohhhhh...Now I get it....(she's thirsty right?......sleepy?)
crankyhead - December 9, 2010, 9:09 pm
LOL moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 8:58 pm
Yep, still can't tell.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2010, 5:39 pm
I can never tell when you're being sarcastic.....


ARMY OF DARKNESS - Because its every geek's epic fantasy


TAGS: army of darkness
Rating: 2.23/5

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Canada - June 9, 2009, 12:11 pm
THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!!!
BuzzBomb - August 25, 2008, 8:33 pm
Groovy!
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 11:55 am
True, but not funny. Now gimme some sugar, baby!


MUSHROOMS -




Old Concept -


TAGS: nation god concept test dark ages
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 11, 2016, 9:48 pm
That's what I holler!


THERE IS PEACE - In none but death.




DEEP DARK SECRET -




DARKNESS -


TAGS: dark monsters fear
Rating: 4.63/5

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rerun - January 30, 2011, 6:54 pm

these are coming from a dark place, I like this series
5150monkeylove - January 30, 2011, 1:11 am
I like your darker stuff.


ICE T - Some like it sweet, some like it strong and some like it dark.




DARKNESS - You have never loved someone completely... Unless you have at one stage planned their murder.


TAGS: darkness love
Rating: 3.56/5

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Derek - October 15, 2009, 5:20 pm
Time for a visit to your analyst


FUGLY -


TAGS: butterface day darkness is your only friend
Rating: 3.5/5

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DrSynth - August 21, 2011, 1:23 am
im pretty sure that used 0to be a dude *shudders*
Feasibly - September 30, 2010, 10:37 am
Nice lint ball in the navel...
culos - September 30, 2010, 9:41 am
I have to agree, he is.....
tellitlikeitis - September 30, 2010, 8:46 am
Oh, no, she's definately fugly.
sabretruthtiger - September 30, 2010, 5:12 am
Don't get it, and I get a lot! Sorry, not funny, she's doable.
sabretruthtiger - September 30, 2010, 5:12 am
Don't get it, and I get a lot! Sorry, not funny, she's doable.


WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS - and a fappy new year!




JOKER SPAWN - Mr. J's granddaughters are HOT!!!!!




TRUE DARKNESS - Can only be realized during angry sex.




DISNEY -




WTF - Boom.




Everyone run! -




CLASSIC ROCK -




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